VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
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