AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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