she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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