As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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