Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize