I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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