i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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