I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
