I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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