I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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