id be glad to
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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