Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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