we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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