Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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