And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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