I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
My hand turned me down
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
