He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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