4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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