sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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