I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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