we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
its not stalking. its research.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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