Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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