Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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