You surviving the open bar?
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big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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