scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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