i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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