She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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