So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I want to fling myself into the sun
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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