she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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