Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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