its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I DEMAND FORESKIN
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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