your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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