sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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