He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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