do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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