Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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