i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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