ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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