We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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