i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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