they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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