We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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