sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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