doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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