dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
you will always have a special place in my vag
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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