his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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