This girl is more easily done than said...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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