Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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