I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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