it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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