Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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