I CAN MOONWALK!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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