It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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