Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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