i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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