Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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