i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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